'American Horror Story: Cult' Trailers Just Dropped & If You Don't Like Clowns RUN!

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Would you like to not sleep at all tonight? Well then, we've got just the thing!

Three teaser-clips just dropped for the upcoming season of American Horror Story, and each one’s more disturbed than the last.

We don’t know a ton about what’s coming next season. Yes, we know it’s titled AHS: Cult, and it’s definitely going to be largely focused around clowns. But that’s not really a lot to go on.

So let’s see what we can discern from these trailers. In the first installment we’re treated to circles and circles of clowns surrounding a person in chains with colorful hair. All the clowns decided to look up in a rhythmic pattern and then scream at you:

The second has a lovely bit of children’s carnival music playing in the background, which is only slightly undermined by the fact that there are even more scary AF clowns just staring at a camera the entire time:

And then there’s this gem, in which a clown blows up a balloon full of bees (who thinks this s**t up?) and then pops it right in his face. As one does:

Have we learned anything here? Not really, outside of the fact that this new season looks just as poop-your-pants terrifying as all the others! 

The season premiers September 5th on FX.

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